{"id":52,"date":"2012-04-13T17:27:49","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T17:27:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/?p=52"},"modified":"2013-04-16T17:47:01","modified_gmt":"2013-04-16T17:47:01","slug":"this-is-why-i-get-no-work-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"This is why I get no work done&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kloh\/7072735239\/\" title=\"P4110192.jpg by kloh!, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7048\/7072735239_30d96937ea.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"P4110192.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This dog sits in the cube next to mine and it&#8217;s adorable! Unfortunately, since this dog started coming to work this week, my productivity has vastly declined and all I want to do is pet it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This dog sits in the cube next to mine and it&#8217;s adorable! Unfortunately, since this dog started coming to work this week, my productivity has vastly declined and all I want to do is pet it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[133],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mooglemonster","tag-mooglemonster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":632,"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.raccoonstar.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}